Hey, Hu!

Takové malé novoroční ne-přáníčko (bohužel pouze anglicky). We are all Hues. Nobody says „Humans" anymore, and we are all equal. But ever since I've learned, at age five, how to put condoms onto or into genitals, I've been wondering:

Am I a Sperm Donor or an Egg Developer? Is Dick a device that sucks sperm out of Pussy - or is it the other way around?

Our Sex-Ed Teacher said we'd find out as soon as we're of legal age for an optional Change Operation. If sh-he told us now, they'd fire hr-im on the spot, sh-he said.

Once I asked my Mah-Fah about it. (Nobody says "Mother-Father" anymore.)

Sh-he just smiled, just like my Teacher.

"But what am I? A boy or a girl?" I asked hr-im urgently.

"Oh my G- Supreme Being!" Mah-Fah gasped. "Who taught you this ancient slang? Was it Grandparent? These age-challenged Hues are such a bad influence!"