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Prvně jsem si myslel podle předmětu "přečtěte si a odpovídat na mne velmi naléhavě ... od miss Annabel Akumi............. please read and reply to me very urgently …from miss Annabel Akumi", že se bude jednat o další nepovedený strojový překlad z angličtiny do češtiny. Tentokrát text e-mailu je však tato směska:

nejdražší,

Ka jums soda, je Ceru, ka jums LABA veselība jít?

Já jsem miss, Annabel Mozus Akumi je ESMU 24 Gadus meitene Veca, studenty medicíny, je ESMU ne desetiletí, tagad uzturas sázka je ESMU labdarības majás seit Vagadugu Burkinafaso

Lūdzu člověk jít nepieciešams, lai ar šo pastviny měl ius iepazīstaties rūpīgi Loti, Loti ko jo je Kaut svarīgu dzīvi par manu, kas člověk jít nepieciešama Jūsų Rokas tiešām palīdzība, Tadele jít svarīgi, lai jus Zinat, kas je ESMU Mans Mērķis ari, sazināties lai jums ar, autobus je lūdzu jums par mani ZEL týdnů výrobce glābt dzīvību není pašreizējās situācijas

Manu je nekad uzaugu Zinat mammu, jo Pec vinice nomira uzreiz piedzimšanas týdnů, obsadí muž TEVs TEIC, ka bija mana saindējušies kamarád, kad ar Svin cilvēki nohy NACA vinu, Tadele Mans TEVs Kluve Loti dusmīgs varētu Baida nogalināt vini ka mani lai Pec týdny Beru zabíjet, arašíd TEVs aizveda Mans, uz pārcēlies Mali, vārds mana Teva jít Mozus Akumi pan Velu, dcera TEVs biznesa cilvēks Mans, vins nodarbojas kaļķakmens Burkinafaso ar valstīm Citam uz Savu dodas darbību, Mali ar tāpēc je dzīvoja Savu tēvu pat līdz ar Savaia nāvei Savu biznesa Partneri vinice biznesa Partneris sabrukumu ģimeni zelt raktuves Sjerraleonē, lūdzu, systém spravedlnosti varat izlasīt stāstu není kuželnatky

http://mrtara.com/2010/03/20/200-killed-in-goldmine-at-bo-district-west-africa-goldmine-tragedy/

To zinu, jums var brīnīties, kapec Stasta provaz na zvedání a spouštění je ESMU tik zrakově jums par k vai pat Bez Redz zinot, jus pilnīgi Labi, tiešām Kaut kas Saka muž, muž muž jus varat palīdzēt jums uzticēties TAS neka jít Labaké Mirt labdarības Saja paličky, kur nav ķermeņa muž, muž lai palīdzētu je ESMU, kas druhů Saja Viet, daudzi mirst Sethi, medikamentu Partika trūkst jo, je brečet dienu Pec dienů, je jus spēcīgi ESMU Loti Zel šo zrakově, muž nav ar Jus robežu Domat šo zrakově, sázka muž nav ķermeņa pateikt, kā muž šķiet, dažreiz je palikt zrakově dienu, neko neredzot Est, tas jít Parák sāpīgi, je sázka lūdzu, lai ar autobus Jūsų Labaké palīdzību muž dzīve dzīvot

Nelaiķa Mans TEVs vēlējās, muž Ari dārgumu radinieku Tuvako kast sesadí par podpisu apsardzes ar seit Savu banku Burkinafaso 9,2 dolarů dārgumu jít miljoni kast (ASV dolarizace) sesadí tā, lai gan dělat nezina apsardzes firmy, kas jít dārgumu Kasten sázet obsadí TEVs bankas direktors zina par zrakově dārgumu Kasten, jo bija TAS vinu žádné bankas, ka Mans ar Velu TEVs nodrošināti apsardzes firmu fondu, člověk jít Dazi dokumenti, seitan, kas deva muž pieprasīt dārgumu TEVs Kasten, Devos uz apsardzes firem je vinyl TEIC muž, ka vini muž sněhu atbrīvot neuzrādot ārzemnieks dārgumu kast, kā Mans TEVs norādīts Velu

iemesls, kapec je nepieciešama Jūsų palīdzība jít tāpēc, ka Mans mācību Velu TEVs deva apsardzes podpis vienošanās ar bija Mans révy TEVs biznesa Partneri, ka vina mani precēties vienīgais Berns Eriks, tāpēc Mans muž TEVs TEIC, ka, lai apdrošinātu historické draugu uzticību Savu pret solījumu Savu, ka vina mani precēties dels Eriks, obsadí podpis TEVs uzdeva apsardzes atbrīvot dārgumu Kasten, kas ar ārzemnieku muž, Kurs muž var palīdzēt pārvaldīt dārgumu gudri, Eriks tagad tāpēc jít myristát ar Savu tēvu sabrukums raktuves zelt raktuves Sjerraleonē apsardzes firmy sníh kast dārgumu atbrīvot neuzrādot ārzemnieks muž uz prasību, jo Mans TEVs norādīts Velu

Lūdzu je gribu, lai muž jus palīdzēt muž kā ārzemnieks Ale, kas var muž palīdzēt gudri pārvaldīt dārgumu, lai var drošības kompanij atbrīvot dārgumu sniegt jums kast pievienoties vairāk je jums autobus Jūsų valstī turpināt studijas, muž jus palīdzēs kamer investēt látka, závoje jo je Årsta Ale člověk Patika ārstu Ale lai je varētu glābt palīdzēt mani jít Citus dzīvē TAS sapņi ne bērnības, lūdzu je 15% ar Jus kompensē kopējā finansējuma ne, ani tiks sázka ieguldījumiem

Lūdzu je gribu, jus lūdzu lai, muž dariet Zinat Jūsų gatavību palīdzēt muž, lai zrakově informāciju je varētu nosūtīt kast pár dārgumu firma RIA apsardzes kontaktu Khums

godīgi autobus jums tiešām ja, lai palīdzētu muž, lūdzu je Khums nosūtīt závoje Savu telefony Jūsų numuru attēlu muž, lai ar varam TELEFONU runat měsíc je Ari weathervanes dzirdēt Balss Jusu

To busu Gaida, Savu saņemtu atbildi Pec lai iespējas Atrako

Ar cieņu,

Annabel

ENGLISH

dearest,

How are you today, and i hope you are in good health?

i am miss, Annabel Moses Akumi, I am 24 years old girl, a medical student, I am from Chad but I am residing now in a charity home here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso

Please I need you to read through this mail very carefully because I said something very important about my life which I really need your helping hands, so it is important for you to know who I am and also my purpose for contacting you, and I pray you will have pity on me and save my life from my present situation

I never grew up to know my mum as she died immediately after my birth, my father told me that, my mother was poisoned when people came to celebrating with her, so my father became very angry and afraid that they might kill me, so after my mothers burial, my father took me and relocated to Mali, my father’s name is late Mr. Moses Akumi, My father was a business man, he deals on lime stone in Burkina Faso, and travel to other countries for his business, so I lived in Mali with my father until his death with his business partner and the family of his business partner in a collapse at an gold mine in Sierra Leone, please you can read through the story from this page

http://mrtara.com/2010/03/20/200-killed-in-goldmine-at-bo-district-west-africa-goldmine-tragedy/

i know you may wonder why i am so soon telling you about all this, even without seeing or knowing you fully well, really something in me tells me you can help me and it is better to trust you than to die in this charity home where I have no body to help me, I am suffering in this place, many are dying here because of lack of food and medications, I cry day after day, I am very sorry for telling you all this, I don’t suppose to border you with all this but I have no body to tell how I feel, sometimes I stay the whole day without seeing anything to eat, it is too painful, but I pray that with your help I will have a better life to live

My late father willed and also made me the next of kin of a treasure box deposited in a security company through his bank here in Burkina Faso, and in the treasure box contains $9.2 Million (US Dollars) deposited in it, though the security company do not know what is in the treasure box, but my father’s bank director knows everything about the treasure box because it was from their bank that my late father secured the fund with the security company, I have some documents here which my father gave to me to claim the treasure box, I went to the security company and they told me that they can not release the treasure box to me without presenting a foreigner as my late father instructed

the reason why I need your help is because of the instruction my late father gave to the security company, my father agreed with his business partner that his only child Eric will marry me, so my father told me that to insure his friend his faithfulness towards his promise that his son Eric will marry me, my father instructed the security company to release the treasure box to me through a foreigner who can help me to manage the treasure wisely, so now Eric has died with his father and mine in the collapse at an gold mine in Sierra Leone the security company can not release the treasure box to me without presenting a foreigner for the claim as my late father instructed

Please I want you to help me and stand for me as a foreigner who can help me to manage the treasure wisely so that the security company can release and deliver the treasure box to you, and I will come over to join you in your country and continue my studies while you will help me to invest the fund because I want to be a doctor, I love to be a doctor so that I will be able help and save others life it has been my dreams from my childhood, please I will compensate you with 15% of the total fund while the rest will be for investment

Please I want you to kindly let me know your readiness to help me so that I can forward all the details of the treasure box and also the contact of the security company to you

if really you will be honest to help me, please i want you to send your picture and your phone number to me so that we can talk through phone and i will also like to hear your voice

I will be expecting to receive your reply as soon as possible

Yours sincerely,

Annabel

Těžko říci, jak se povedlo vytvořit tento překlad. -mir-